9 August 2013: A Bit of Fun

Thank you for stopping by to read this post, my first on the NNP blog.

To be honest I am quite in awe of the other NNP writers. I have self- confidence issues and struggled for a few days with knowing what to write here. I had thought of telling you about myself, after all I keep most of my life anonymous, as do many other writers, but decided that would only be a depressing mundane thing to blog about so in the end thought of something more light hearted that would make you smile.

So how about a little sex trivia.

1 Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.

2 Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

3 A man ejaculates approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. 

     

Woohoo!

4 In 1899 the then President of France, Francois Faure, allegedly died while receiving oral stimulation. When his mademoiselle realized her monsieur was stiff for all the wrong reasons, she panicked, suffered trauma-induced lockjaw, and was rushed to hospital where she had to be pried from the penis of the passed-on President.

He must have died with a smile on his face …

5 Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

Let's here it for blow jobs! ...

6 Other than the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse – it is the same type of erectile tissue as the penis.

So next time you label somebody nosey …

7 There is a lot more to the clitoris than meets the eye. It is shaped like a wishbone and is about 3 to 4 1/2 inches long.

Oooh! Nuff said …

8 Leonardo da Vinci discovered that blood filled an erect penis—not air, as had been previously believed.

Wonder how he did his experimenting? Hmm …

9 Contrary to popular opinion, the word “fuck” is not an acronym for the phrase “Fornication Under Command of the King.” It is a very old word that is hard to trace because the editors of the initial Oxford English Dictionary considered the word taboo in 1893. It may have a Scandinavian origin, similar to the Norwegian word fukka, meaning to “copulate,” or the Swedish foka, meaning “to copulate, strike, push,” or fock, meaning “penis.”

Well you learn something every day …

10 Sex hasn’t always been associated with sin and guilt. Pre-Christian religions often regarded sex as a celebration and as a form of worship. Sex was seen as mirroring the sensual power of the Gods.

I knew there had to be a reason for screaming Oh God …

11 The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like.” The clitoris is present only in female mammals. It is actually approximately 4 inches long, with 3/4 of the clitoris extending inside a female’s body.

Cool …

12 “Telephonicophilia” is the technical name of arousal derived from phone sex.

And my number is 07…  LOL

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A joke to finish with J

Till next time

A girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was.

When she gets home, she is very excited about the new song and decides to call her local music store to see if they have the record. Hurriedly, and excitedly, she dials the store's number. However, in her excitement, she unknowingly misdialed and got an auto repair shop instead.

“Hello, can I help?” the mechanic answers.

“Oh, yes! Do you have Hot Lips and Tender Kisses?” the girl asks.

The mechanic was puzzled, but says, "Well, no, but I've got hot pants and seven inches."

“Oh, is that a record?” she says.

“No,” he says, “but it's better than average.”

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