Welcome to today's Chit Chat and All That! with, Benjamin Russell and Chrystian Marrero. Both of these gentlemen have a penchant for the, shall we say more unusual and perverse when it comes to writing. So for now I shall leave you all in the safe hands of the Incubus Chronicles creator and the author of Danvers Asylum.
Hiya everyone, I’m Benjamin Russell, Benji to my “close” friends and I’m
here today with my newest NNP friend, Chrystian Marrero, to talk about Muses.
It is my pleasure to kick off today’s chit-chat, about a subject near and dear
to my heart, by setting the scene for you. For reasons best left unsaid,
Chrystian and I got a late start on putting together this blog post. To be
honest, when the realization hit us that we needed to get cracking on putting
something together, both of our respective Muses decided to take an extended
holiday. Considering the topic we have
to discuss, such a Muse brain cramp is either prophetic or ironic – depending
on one’s perspective.
Not knowing what else to do, I hit on the idea of holding a séance to
help us reawaken our slumbering Muses.
Chrystian’s response to my idea was – “Oh hell, why not.” So, off we headed to my ‘media room’ to
conduct our séance-inspired chit-chat and find our lost Muses. For those of you who missed my earlier NNP Blog post (click on the
embedded link), my
“media room”, is resplendent with movie posters of some of my all time favorite
porn stars: Vanessa del Rio, John Holmes, Jenna Jameson and the incomparable
Linda Lovelace. What can I say; my Muse sometimes needs visual stimulation too.
We cleared a space on the floor in front of the big screen and sat on
yoga mats that I keep laying around for emergencies. I dimmed the lights, lit
some candles and started the incense to burning. Oh yeah, I had some music playing in the
background, a playlist of mine that included Nickelback, Mary J. Blige, the
Black Eye Peas and a few other artists that my Muse likes. Ok, let’s get this show on the road.
Benjamin
Hey Chrystian, did you remember to bring the Ouija board?
Chrystian
Yes, I have it right
here.
Benjamin
Great. I hope that
between your Muse and mine, we will get an inspirational message on the board.
Now, I don’t know about you, but my Muse can be incredibly temperamental. There are times when she doesn’t want to
share me with anyone or anything, not even sleep. When she’s feeling especially
creative, she’ll fondle me in my sleep until I wake up with a raging idea
throbbing in my head. Of course, there
are other times when she’ll give me the cold shoulder and not talk to me for
days. What kind of relationship do you have with your Muse?
Chrystian
Actually, my Muse is a
very playful and complicated thing. It often likes to tease me with a very
vague and very cryptic silhouette of an idea whenever I least expect it, and
then simply shies away as if it were embarrassed or confused and goes into hiding.
Weird, right? So usually, I have to go and try to find my Muse before the idea
it gave me slowly fades away. However, it’s still a rather generous Muse, I
must say. It always leaves a trail behind so I can hunt it down and capture it
again. That’s how all my stories begin, really; in my quest to find my
long-lost Muse, guided only by the scattered trail of fragmented ideas it left
behind. Nevertheless, eventually I do find it again and we reconcile. That’s
when the magic of the story is truly born.
Benjamin
Chrystian, no – that’s
not weird, let me tell you about weird.
So you refer to your Muse as “It”, well for sure my Muse is a she. I’ve even give her a name – Jezebel. She’s a
shape-shifter and lately I think she’s turned into a blue bottle-fly. If you hear something buzzing around your
ear, that’ll be her. I have no idea when
she’ll appear. Sometimes I can be exercising, reading a book, listening to some
music or here in my media room “meditating” and she’ll just pop an idea into my
head. It seems that almost anything can trigger my Jezebel to start playing
with me - she goes with the flow. Hey
look the Ouija board is moving – ‘M’, ‘I’, ‘S’.
Hmm, I wonder what that means?
Chrystian
You’re right, that is
weird. M-I-S, I don’t know, maybe there will be more letters. BTW; thanks for the heads-up about Jezebel,
I’ll be on the lookout for her. One of
the things I want to know about your writing process is how do you choose which
story you're going to write next? Sometimes writers have many different ideas
that could be transformed into several stories, so how do you choose which
ideas to listen to, and which get tossed aside?
Benjamin
When Jezebel grabs me
by the family jewels - I “always” listen.
I take every story idea she gives and I create a story outline or
“outline-thingie” as my friend Bonni Sansom calls it. My outline format consists of a short story
synopsis, brief bios for the main characters and a few sentences on each of the
chapters/scenes that Jezebel put in my head.
These outlines are usually about 3-4 pages and they give me a running
start when I sit down to start writing the story.
Look at the board,
three more letters. ‘T’-‘R’-‘E’.
Chrystian
Now, that gives us
M-I-S-T-R-E. I have an idea, but I’m
going to wait before I say anything. Right now, we’re on a roll and I don’t
want to upset the proverbial apple cart. Do you ever have trouble
deciding what Point of View you want to use for a certain story? Or does the
Point of View become clear to you from the minute the Muse starts talking?
Benjamin
Chrystian, when I first started writing, I
gravitated to first person POV, it just felt right at the time. However, lately it seems that Jezebel likes
third person omniscient POV the most, because then she can see through all the
characters eyes, but the trick is to avoid head-hopping.
Ok, here comes some more letters, ‘S’-‘S’. Oh wow, that spells M-I-S-T-R-E-S-S. Damn,
Chrystian are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Chrystian
Yep, I think we’re on the same page. All things
considered, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised.
Hey, many writers (myself included) often like
their characters to share some of their own personal philosophies and ideas,
because that way it's a lot easier to sympathize with your own characters and
make them feel more realistic and vivid to the reader. Have you ever created a
character that goes against this rule? A character that no part of you could
ever sympathize with?
Benjamin
Forgive me for laughing
my ass off. Here’s the start of the
second word ‘G’-‘I’; that’s funny. I
guess she wanted to make sure we found our Muses.
My short answer to that
question is yes, but it’s a qualified yes. For story-telling purposes, I try to introduce
a certain amount of conflict into a story.
Either emotional conflict, where a character is dealing with some
inner-turmoil, or conflict between characters. That means I invariably end up
with at least one character in a story that I cannot completely identify with. How about you, has your Muse ever had create
a character that you hated?
Chrystian
I can’t say that it has. My Muse -- ‘It’, as
you called it earlier -- has never come up with a character that I can’t relate
to at least in some small way. Even John Stephenson, one of the most demented
characters I’ve ever worked with, had many things about his personality that
resembled mine almost perfectly. Oh, and one thing I’ve been meaning to ask:
your Muse, Jezebel (yeah, you’re right, that is very weird), has she ever come
up with something that you felt you couldn’t write? Something that was maybe
too difficult to put into words or too big to wrap your head around?
Benjamin
Chrystian, no – not
yet. However, since Jezebel and I have this love-hate relationship, sort of
like most of my relationships. I’m sure there will come a day when she torments
me with some outrageous scenario that blows my mind.
Another letter – ‘N’. Now we have M-I-S-T-R-E-S-S G-I-N. Duh, I am at a loss for words.
Chrystian
You mentioned earlier
that sometimes your Muse turns her back on you and doesn't talk to you for days.
When she does, what do you do to bring her back? Or do you simply wait it out
and give her time to come back on her own?
Oh, and I almost
forgot! Where did the name Jezebel come from?
Benjamin
Well, I’ve found
through trial and error, that the best way for me to get Jezebel to come back
and give me some love is to woo her. Sometimes that means taking her out to
dinner at a fancy restaurant and treating us to a gourmet meal. She also really likes it when we cuddle up
and watch a movie together; that generally gets her creative juices to
flowing. However, the one thing that
never fails to perk her up, when I read her a bedtime story. Yep, a glass of wine and a hot book/story by
one of the writers from Naughty Night Press works every time. Oh yessss, I can almost guarantee that after
I read her one of those sexy tales, Jezebel will be spooned up to me all night
while she whispers new ideas in my ear.
You asked where did the
name Jezebel come from? Well, to make a long story short, I found her while
doing research for a series of paranormal erotica stories I’m working on called
the Incubus Chronicles. Jezebel is a shape-shifting Wiccan and a Succubus High
Priestess. She is one of the major characters in the series and she is also the
mentor to a certain tormented Incubus.
My Muse has a bad habit of arousing me in my dreams. She also is prone
to wake me up in the middle of the night with new ideas, so it seemed only
fitting that I’d give her the name of a succubus – Jezebel.
Chrytian, look -
‘A’. Well, I do believe our Ouija Board
is trying to tell us something. If I’m
not mistaken, it has spelled out a name – Mistress Gina. What do you think it means?
Chrystian
- Benjamin
* Ben and Chrystian
struggle to keep a straight face * “I have no fucking idea,” they say in
perfect harmony. The walls shake and
then a cold wind blows out all the candles.
Click,
click, click, click* The unmistakable sound of high heels moving at a fast pace
across a hardwood floor suddenly floats between them in the stillness of the
dark room and chills rush up Ben’s spine. The sound of a whip can be heard as
it cracks through the air. The tip of it just brushes against Chrystian’s back,
causing him to jump and turn toward the door. A framed outline of a woman can
be seen in the doorway by the light of the moon through the window behind her.
A
maniacal laugh echoes throughout the pitch-black room and Benjamin knows
instantly who it belongs to. He jumps up, trepidation on his face, as once
again the sound of her whip can be heard whooshing through the air, this time
landing across Ben’s ass with an audible *crack* and his sudden intake of
breath.
A
sultry voice edged with a huskiness born of pure lust and depravity reveals Ben
is correct, “Hello boys.”
Chit Chat and All That! would like to thank Ben and Chrystian for their post today and a special thank you to our surprise guest, Mistress Gina *wink*
Next Monday on Chit Chat and All That! we have Kiki Howell and Abby Hayes talking about the paranormal.
OMG you guys I am crying with laughter here.... What a brilliant way to start a Monday, thank you THANK YOU! *grins*
ReplyDeleteWicked chit chat. Loved it
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely brilliant! Funny and serious about a very important subject all at the same time. Mistress showing up was right on so many levels. I know sometimes when I'm writing and my muse falls asleep, I push on for Mistress Gina - as I wouldn't want to let down someone who has had such faith in me.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what was more fun, writing this post or playing with Mistress Gina afterwards. My Muse is a greedy and selfish hussy who normally hates to share me with anyone, but she made an exception for Mistress Gina. Ah, such delicious pleasure and pain.
ReplyDeleteOh well, I've got to go now - Mistress Gina has ordered me back to Writing Cave with the promise of more attention from her lash for another submission. Ciao
Ben You know I just LOVE your "thingy", and couldn't have made it without you! Loved the chit chat, it had me laughing. Mistress Gina could get those muses whipped into shape for you, I'm sure. Both of you made me smile and for that I have to give you both a big hug.
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Oh I wish I had a muse too... That looks like fun.
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy reading you Benjamin, and this time I did too. I didn't know Chrystian, but now I'm going to do some research about him. You two are funny together! thanks for the laugh, I needed that!!
Oh what a great article. Amusing and informative. Can't wait till you do a guest blog interview for me Benjamin.
ReplyDeleteI suppose I ought to give my muse a name. I know he gets disappointed in me sometimes and leaves me in the dark, struggling. Any ideas?
Such fun! I'd be careful next time you hold a musing seance, you might just end up with a roomful of everyone else's muses too and a bit more than you bargained for, besides Mistress Gina! *smirks*
ReplyDeleteLOL! Very nice guys. What a suspenseful and amusing read. :)
ReplyDeleteFun post! I always love hearing other authors struggling with their wayward muses too! Benjamin, I love the music you use to stimulate your muse, BTW.
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Hilarious! What a great way to get to know more about you. Mistress Gina seems to want you both to get back to work! LMAO
ReplyDeleteWhat a great and fun way for a Monday morning start :D -- evidently I'm in serious need of a muse. ♥
ReplyDeleteSuch a fun and revealing read.;)
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!! You two crack me up! I really needed this today.
ReplyDeleteYou two had me laughing out loud. It was funny, informative, and as always, a bit naughty. Loved it! I know all about you, Mr. Russell, but I must learn more about Chrystian. xoxo
ReplyDeleteLoved it. Any man (Or any TWO men) that can entertain me, make me laugh and 'inspire me' can do whatever he(they) want with me, anything...and preferably starting now. Loved the read:) xo
ReplyDeleteGreat topic. Funny and informative. I really enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteYou are one naughty man you know that!!! The part about your Dad was very nice!! So does J...share you at all??? You looking??? lol lol! Leslie Stockton :)
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